Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
>>>Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very
>>>well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him
>>>if he could arrange a divorce for him.
>>>
>>>The lawyer said "Why do you want this divorce?"
>>>She is going to kill me.
>>>
>>>What makes you think that?
>>>I got proof.
>>>
>>>What kind of proof?
>>>She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at drugstore and
>>>put on
>>>shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: "Polish Remover"
2007-02-06 14:29:10 · 43 answers · asked by Stefik 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes, this is funny...
2007-02-06 14:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by freedomrings 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's great. And my Mom once told me she saw a sign that said "Polish Festival" and wondered why anyone would celebrate such a thing. Great joke man
2007-02-06 14:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe for a Laffy Taffy wrapper.
2007-02-06 14:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by Ann 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's SSOO mean!!! I'm POLISH!!!!! My whole darn family is Polish and we didn't make that mistake!!!!! And FYI, Just about every single person in Poland knows English, If they're in thir 30's or younger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-07 14:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha this is funny. lol it took me a second to get the polish part (im slow sometimes)
2007-02-06 14:48:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! Yes that's funny!
2007-02-06 14:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Definitely a cute joke!
2007-02-06 14:32:06 · answer #7 · answered by sunnysky4u 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's not funny its hilarious 10/10
2007-02-06 22:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one!
2007-02-06 14:38:12 · answer #9 · answered by RidiculousTallness 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no i dont think it is funny because how can he think of himself as a polish?
2007-02-06 14:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by Orange? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's funny but why do all polish jokes have such dry wit!
2007-02-06 14:32:36 · answer #11 · answered by justme 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋