Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and of course, the power went
off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES"
2007-02-06 14:16:22 · 16 answers · asked by RidiculousTallness 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..yes it is funny 10/10
2007-02-06 15:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meheh. 2/5
2007-02-06 22:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by Paul S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a Muslim
That was funny, but then you can say that Muhammad (peace be upon him) saves. But they both save by the permission of GOD, don't forget that.
2007-02-06 23:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by moay02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's uh... not too funny sorry. Definatley NOT an ice breaker
2007-02-06 22:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by mi_ked 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I actually liked it. Clever.
2007-02-06 23:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was pretty funny!! LOL
2007-02-06 22:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hell funny
2007-02-06 22:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha rofl lol lmao 12/10
2007-02-06 22:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-06 22:40:25 · answer #9 · answered by rashid j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda I don't think very many people would like it
2007-02-06 22:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋