bedtime story...and maybe even a lullaby...to help me off to sleep tonight...just not feeling that tired yet...
what bedtime story would you tell me...and what would you sing to me???...
if i nod off half way through...your job is done...;0)
2007-02-06 13:52:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
miserable...er...a bedtime story...oh...did no one ever read you one...its very soothing......;0)
2007-02-06 14:04:56 · update #1
Green eggs and ham for the bedtime story, or a bedtime story from Penthouse Forum.
Hush little baby don't say a word Papa's going to buy you a Mockingbird for the song.
2007-02-06 21:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by divingonthemuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pendelton was a chubby little piglet with a big dream.Clarence and Clarissa, the other piglets who shared the pig pen with Pendelton, dreamed of winning Blue Ribbons at the Annual Agricultural Show . Not Pendelton.
His own dream was much more exciting.
Pendelton dreamed that someday, someway, somehow, he would become a pig who could fly !
Pendelton's fixation with flying came about one day when he happened to look up and spied a balloon floating by. The balloon had drifted lazily through the sky and sailed over the farmhouse.
Pendelton had never seen a balloon before. The balloon was round and pink and so was he, so naturally Pendelton thought it must be a little pink piglet floating through the air."Wow!" squealed Pendelton, "Just look at that chubby little piglet fly! I sure wish I could do that."Bathsheba, the biggest and oldest pig in the pen, lifted her head up from the trough where she was eating. "That's not a piglet, that's a balloon." she said with a smile. "Unlike chubby little piglets, balloons are very lightweight, that's why they can fly."The pink balloon drifted lazily in the air, then soared up and looped around on a gust of wind, before floating over the yard. It was the most beautiful and graceful thing Pendelton had ever seen. From that day on all he wanted to do was fly. Awake or asleep Pendelton constantly dreamed about drifting and looping around on the wind, and floating through the sky just like the pink balloon. Pendelton began to spend most of his days sitting in the middle of the pig pen staring up at the sky, searching for another balloon.Clarence and Clarissa thought he was silly, but that didn't stop Pendelton from dreaming.When no other balloons drifted by, Pendelton began noticing how little insects jumped up and seemed to catch the wind to fly.Unfortunately Pendelton couldn't understand why whenever he jumped up, he came right back down again with a great big thump.
2007-02-06 21:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by NiceGirlRee;) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hush little girl, sweet baby dont cry, tonite
daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonite
why cant it all be like it was before?
how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore?
cuz daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores
daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
i think thats why your mommy left us
hush little girl, there is no reason to fret, tonite
dont mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonite
soon, it will all be like it was before
any minute, she will walk through that front door
but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear
daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus
i think thats why your mommy left us
please dont cry
i swear ill try
to be here by your side
right after daddy gets home from the bar
visits his bookie, and steals a new car
he'll drive to the strip club and if daddy plays his cards right
he'll bring home your new mommy tonite
2007-02-06 22:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by andrew b 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
before I tell you a story and sing you a song, have you checked the windows and door?? I must tell you, I believe I saw the door knob on your closet door move just a bit. What was that noise?! Dang--I'm out of here!
2007-02-06 22:00:20 · answer #4 · answered by lightperson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bedtime story is an innuendo for WOT exactly
2007-02-06 22:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by Sir Nickle Barsteward 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hush little baby don't you cry,
daddy's gonna sing you a lullaby.
a thorough massage usually does it.
unlikely to nod off though . . .
2007-02-06 22:04:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if i sing it will wake the ded and not put you to sleap but i would tel you the story of winking blinnking and nod .....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2007-02-07 17:11:57 · answer #7 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call up the most boring person you know.. you'll be zzzz in no time hunni!!!haha some good answers on here xx
2007-02-07 04:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hush little baby, don't say a word, mamas going to buy you a mocking bird...
2007-02-06 21:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how bout if i just held you in my arms and cuddled with you and kissed you and told you how awesome you were? (i'd sing but my voice isn't really all that great) but love songs for sure!
2007-02-06 21:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by Jeff 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋