Smartest Man in the World A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack.
2007-02-06 13:47:47 · 10 answers · asked by moneyman_0101 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OLD!!!!!
2007-02-06 13:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that joke so many times it is now boring
2007-02-06 22:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could happen! Old joke.
2007-02-06 21:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
I'm gonna have to use that one sometime.
2007-02-06 21:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by Kenny P. Paul 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah right
2007-02-06 21:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, right!!!â¥
2007-02-06 21:50:45 · answer #6 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA. I liked it. FUNNY!
2007-02-06 23:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it.... i've heard it w/ bush tho!!
2007-02-07 00:29:08 · answer #8 · answered by s3xy_pookie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it!! :D
2007-02-06 22:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by Christine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it--- thanks!
2007-02-06 21:56:53 · answer #10 · answered by Rani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋