An engineer dies and goes to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his profile and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer goes to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with hell, and starts building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is popular. One day, God calls Satan and says, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer has more ideas." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? He should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, and just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
2007-02-06 13:45:22 · 10 answers · asked by cripm88 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEY PEOPLE ABOVE ME HERE!!!! It was a joke, do you know what a joke is??? Don't be so anal, lighten up, it takes more muscles to make a frown than it does to make a smile.
2007-02-06 14:09:47 · answer #1 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all Satin would never allow air conditioning. The purpose of being in Hell is to suffer and burn your *** off. Second St. Peter doesn't decide who goes to Heaven or Hell, God does. Last, if you're an engineer, change your profession, if you don't want to end up like the engineer in your stupid joke. If you're a lawyer, you can go to Hell.
2007-02-06 22:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by JR 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I was thinking the exact same thing. It's just a joke. Geezzz! I thought it was funny. 8)
2007-02-06 23:56:27 · answer #3 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
What happens to a lawyer when he takes a Viagra?
He gets taller...
2007-02-06 22:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda Drowry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's sooo funny.
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2007-02-06 21:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I know it's a joke, it's a joke... but isn't God the one who judges us?
2007-02-06 21:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how can you go to hell and work your way up to heaven?
2007-02-06 21:50:54 · answer #7 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good! thantks!
2007-02-06 21:58:18 · answer #8 · answered by Rani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!!!!
2007-02-06 21:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.//
2007-02-07 03:52:33 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋