finally pop him in the oven...
bought a turkey earlier and the butcher said it was fresh but didnt tell me how fresh...wow can they run...and theyre big too...and mean...im on the table right now...do you think if i reverse the situation my chances of cooking him increase???;0)
2007-02-06 12:59:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"you've got to throttle it.... i think you ought to kill it instantly in case it starts trying to make friends with you... those dreadful, beady eyes! they stare you out!"
2007-02-06 18:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by muppet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
drop some corn on the floor in a line leading him to the oven then put your meat tin in the oven put some more corn in the meat tin when the bird goes in slam the door shut and turn the heat up put your stereo on loud to drown out his screams and you will have fresh Turkey in a few hours or you can call Burnard Mathews as he has got plenty of time on his hands at the moment
2007-02-06 13:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by top cat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by revers the situation do you mean stand near the open oven and waite for it to trot by the pounce like a fox .... it should work just make shure you cookint proplerly we dont want food posening from half cooked terky
2007-02-07 09:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say, just keep him as a pet and pin some men down to your kitchen table.
2007-02-06 13:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by Awesome Alisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had the same problem with a goose at Christmas,, yikes what a trauma! dare i say that the goose now resides outside in the garden lol.. too soft!..
2007-02-06 21:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by robert x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a brilliant question and really did make me laugh...
Pin him down and do what comes naturally...But take the giblets out first.
2007-02-07 05:00:40 · answer #6 · answered by Doodle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
justv pluck the beggar than throw him in the oven!
2007-02-06 13:03:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats sounds fun LOL go for it
2007-02-06 21:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by Soul Reason 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Become a veggie and sleep easier.
2007-02-06 13:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by I'm Sparticus 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ye can pin me down if you want
2007-02-06 13:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋