there are three guys building a wall and they see a man sitting not too far them and one of the workers says "why isn't he working?" so another worker says " i dunno i'll go ask him". so he goes over and asks the man why he's not working and the man says "because, i have intelligence"
"well what's that" says the worker
the man puts his hand in front of the wall
"hit my hand as hard as you can"
"okaay"
before the worker hits his hand, the man moves it away
"OOWWWW!! why'd ya do that?!?"
"because i have Intelligence"
the worker walks back to his friends and one of them says "so? why isn't he working?"
the worker that talked to the man holds his hand up to his own face and says "hit my hand as hard you can"*
*it's better in person
2007-02-06
12:54:05
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