What happens if Mothra helped Jesus against Godzilla?

Question

Do u think He'd have a chance then?

Answer 1

Nope!

Answer 2

What a silly question! Jesus would turn the other cheek, of course — but unless Godzilla chose of his own free will to repent and be born again, he'd be looking at eternity in hell. Godzilla could opt instead to squash the Savior underfoot or fry Him with atomic breath, but then He'd simply return in 3 days good as new and ready to cast Godzilla into the flames of hell forevermore.

So if Mothra showed up, he'd likewise have to make his own choice between atonement and damnation. Sure, he could try to help Jesus in battle with Godzilla if he wished, but good acts alone are insufficient to secure one's place in Heaven; only by accepting Christ could Mothra attain guaranteed salvation.

But in any event, I hope to be there if this unlikely brawl ever really takes place. Not only would it be an exciting contest, but it'd give me the opportunity to search out where Mothra stashed his two little magic geisha girls so I could sneak them home and strip them nude and keep them in my sock drawer.

Answer 3

Maybe, but that's kind of cheating, two on one! Besides, if Jesus can't lick Godzilla on His own, He needs to drop the whole "God" bit and just admit He's human like the rest of us!

Answer 4

Godzilla will still win!

Answer 5

Nahh! Godzilla still smash!!
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Answer 6

"Godzilla" is dead, there's only "Goodzila" now, the new target!

Answer 7

Yeah, and then you can stop asking questions like this.

Answer 8

Annie are you ok, are you ok, are you ok annie