you've ever heard?
best: "if you were a booger, i'll pick you first."
worst: "if you were a booger, i'll pick you first."
it appears timing is important also.
2007-02-06 12:42:17 · 12 answers · asked by Google™ me 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
don't worry, i won't be using them.
2007-02-06 13:02:38 · update #1
I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines. As long as they're done in humor, not by some skeez ball. It's a great way to break the ice. If you can make me laugh, I melt. It's the same way with a lot of girls.
"Add you and me together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and let's multiply."
"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
"I'm not feeling myself tonight. Can I feel you?"
"My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?"
2007-02-06 12:58:23 · answer #1 · answered by Awesome Alisa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ideal: I have the completed dictionary tattooed on my penis, lets flow over for your position and that i will positioned some words on your mouth. hi, I actually were waiting to satisfy you all day, thanks for being right here. Are you waiting? Worst: Wanna F....ok A penny on your recommendations, $10.00 on your body. i'm no longer coming, i'm only respiration not person-friendly. i'd like to be the daddy of your little ones. i am going to grant you with ten seconds to kiss me!
2016-11-25 21:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There IS no best pick-up line. They're all awful. But here's the worst:
"Hi, I'm _________. Remember that name, because you're going to be screaming it later."
2007-02-06 13:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best: A compliment that is very true, beautiful smile, gorgeous eyes... something truthful
Worst: Will you marry me? -knew him for less than 10 minutes
2007-02-06 12:52:08 · answer #4 · answered by sassiecassie76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I heard one:
Are you tired?
You've been running through my mind all day!
Whoa. Back the truck up! lol
2007-02-06 12:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by dubsgirl82 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha it was the worst ever....i was sitting at lunch and my guy friend was like ok here is my new pickup line....and he said...
let me get your URL! (instaed of let me get your myspace!!!
Haha it was so funny!!!!!
I love him...but sometimes that boy is crazy!!!
2007-02-06 12:47:22 · answer #6 · answered by Dance♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DON'T USE PICKUP LINES!!! Don't guys get that that completely turns a girl off?
2007-02-06 12:46:22 · answer #7 · answered by Makenzie. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WORST: dont wistle and say hey hot stuff, she will think your a hoe
BEST: go up to her and tell her how hot her eyes are
2007-02-06 12:48:45 · answer #8 · answered by katlynn_colglazier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best: I've lost my phone number... Can I borrow yours?
worst: is it hot in here, or is it just you?
2007-02-06 12:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet_summer_breeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worst: what's your sign?
best: will you marry me? (we were dating for 4 years)
2007-02-06 12:47:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋