An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!". The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike. She holds up the football... "Nah Na Nah Nah". The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!" She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike.
The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!".
The next day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!
2007-02-06 12:30:05 · 22 answers · asked by Jessica's advice 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thats good!
2007-02-06 12:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember there's two sides to every story. That's the truth that you see by being judgemental of others which is not your job.People who engage in this see it another way. So since you think that it is mental etc., Just don't indulge but don't judge others because that is also an abomination to GOD also Live and let Live. Let go and Let GOD be GOD and just enjoy the life that he blessed you with and don't worry about where anybody else sticks their yu-hoos just know where YOU DONT stick yours
2016-05-24 01:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proof that prostitution is the worlds oldest profession.
2007-02-09 07:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, thats nice but i prefer the oposite, where a boy get to say " as long as i have this, i can have yours anytime i want" hee hee
choose me as best and i'll show u this!!! jkn
2007-02-06 13:05:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a really good joke. Got any more
2007-02-06 12:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by almost there 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice and our guys here are really offended lol
2007-02-09 00:37:01 · answer #6 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one...it got me laughing
2007-02-06 12:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by stupid people make me laugh!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great tooo cute
2007-02-06 13:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah baby! that's a good one
2007-02-06 12:49:09 · answer #9 · answered by pammysue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yeah! I like it!
2007-02-06 12:49:47 · answer #10 · answered by LeizyGriezy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋