YANK GETS IN A TAXI IN LONDON AND STARTS HIS JURNEY WHEN HE SEES TOWER BRIDGE AND SAYS "WHATS THAT"
TAXI MAN SAYS "TOWER BRIDGE"
YANK SAYS "HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE TO BUILD"
TAXI MAN "5 YEARS"
YANK, "WE HAVE THE BROOKLIN BRIDGE AND WE BUILT IT IN 6 MONTHES"
BIT FURTHER
YANK SAYS "WHATS THAT" ?
TAXI "BUCKINGHAM PALACE"
YANK "HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO BUILD"
TAXI "10 YEARS"
YANK "WE HAVE THE WHITE HOUSE AND WE BUILT IT IN 3 MONTHES"
BIT FURTHER THAY GO PASSED BIG BEN
YANK SAYS "WHATS THAT"
TAXI BLOCK SAYS
"FCUK KNOWS IT WASN'T THERE THIS MORNING !"
2007-02-06 12:08:27 · 4 answers · asked by ghandi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that is so funny
BRITIAN RULES!!!!
2007-02-06 23:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
diverse type of jokes, on account that we stay added away. The Monty Python Lumberjack sketch grow to be a skit on Canadians. A land of timber and lumberjacks; mounties; polar bears; lakes... and little or no else. It comes as an extremely good marvel that there are certainly cities in Canada, and that there is a huge province that speaks French with an appalling American accent. Canadian cooking is undesirable. on account that all they ought to devour is salmon and maple syrup and the weird and wonderful moose, can not extremely blame them. yet i got here upon it difficult to forgive the Canadian poisoner who tipped best minced beef with a tin of pineapples and nil.5 a pint of vinegar and pronounced as it sweet & bitter. at the same time as i grow to be residing in Surrey, I used to boast about Leith Hill - a superb wooded mountain to educate off to my Canadian chum. The hill is 965 ft severe with tower on proper, and the forests boost over many tens of acres. i do not imagine he grow to be that inspired.
2016-12-03 19:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by laranjeira 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it, 8 / 10
2007-02-06 20:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever eh, good one
2007-02-07 00:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋