2007-02-06 11:46:03 · 11 answers · asked by baby boo 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Go to the Health Store and buy some "Good Bacteria" tablets.
If your too embarrassed to ask her to take them than you can just mix it in with the food and she'll never know the difference. Works a charm for my hubby!
2007-02-06 12:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
EEEWWWWW! Okay, over shock. I have a gassy problem due to some severy digestion problems, but I try to go out of the room if I know it will happen. If it is an all of the time thing, you may need recommend a medical checkup. It could be anything from diabetes to cancer, or just eating too much broccoli or beans.
If it isn't a medical thing, have somebody who she wants to like her be around when this happens and act really grossed out.
Good luck!
2007-02-06 11:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by Suzanne D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she can't help it. But if you could do the same thing and try and gross her out, maybe she'd try to control it. Or else, talk to her...maybe she's not aware that it's bugging you. If she knows that it's annoying you, she might make a conscious effort to hold it in or wait till you're out of range before she let's it rip! Good luck!
2007-02-06 14:58:22 · answer #3 · answered by Liz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps eating at different times is in order.
Frankly I don't understand why she is farting at the dinner table, it's incredibly rude. Didn't her Mother teach her any manners?
I feel sorry for you.
2007-02-06 12:03:29 · answer #4 · answered by Pepper's Mom 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Look you damn pig, can you go fart somewhere else? I don't normally advocate that type of treatment, but wow, that's NASTY! Is this revenge for you doing it first? Did she do it before you married her? Are you neglecting her and now she's looking for attention any way she can get it? Or is she just a mannerless hillbilly who lacks social graces? Wow, that is just gross!
2007-02-06 11:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by Baby boy arrived March 7th! 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I feel sorry for you. Is she normally without manners? I would just tell her straight out--that is rude. It disgusts me. Stop it, or I will not eat with you.
2007-02-10 02:21:17 · answer #6 · answered by Sabrina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By telling her you won't be passing gas in front of her from now on and she shouldn't be passing gas in front of you either.
2007-02-06 12:26:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ask her not to? or eat somewhere else if she wont stop it. if she does it a lot then she's just got no manners at all, why did u marry her?
2007-02-06 12:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by zimba 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two choices here: either shove a cork up her @ss or shoot Glade at her every time she does it.
2007-02-06 13:30:16 · answer #9 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Got a cork?
2007-02-06 11:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by cswint2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋