If someone tells me that I should build a bridge and get over it, what should I say for a comeback?

Answer 1

You should say:

If I did you'd break it...

or:

Moron's build bridges, and I know you've done it before...

or:

Build a bridge huh? Well I'll tell you what, you build the bridge for me and I'll supervise, you have a lot of things that you need to get over to. Much more then I do so I'll just use your bridge.


Does that help a bit?

Answer 2

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!

Only if you promise to jump after I've built it.

Answer 3

But every time you come around my bridge wanna go down! haha sorry I don't have a good comeback for that really.

Answer 4

What's a bridge?

Answer 5

Give me some nails and hammers

or

Where I'm I gonna find all of this stuff

or

how do you build a bridge?

or

so I can kick you over it?

Answer 6

Have you ever been hit by a bridge cause there's a first time for everything, BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Answer 7

it's usually: cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it
but anyway, u should say:

"that's right, i should just get over it. i mean things could B worse, i could look like u!"

Answer 8

cry me a river and you jump off that bridge

(that fail tho)

say 'maybe your mother should be the one doing it'

(but that is kinda harsh)

Answer 9

Ok I will and on each end there will be toll booths and when you come through i will double the tolls just for you!

Answer 10

if i build this bridge would you jump off it!?