2007-02-06 10:48:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, but i heard he was hanging around Bagdad a couple of weeks ago. Apparently he got roped into something and has since disappeared. Oh, yeah, where does SH keep his CDs? In Iraq (sounds like a rack)?
2007-02-06 10:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Hillytag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are no good saddam jokes. the only joke is that everyone believes that he was hang because what he did to his people. I am not saying that he didnt deserve what he got. It was the cause behind it. Which was AND I QUOTE " AFTER ALL THIS IS A MAN IN FACT THAT TRIED TO KILL MY DAD" now you tell me who said that.
2007-02-06 18:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by tre_132mp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one about the Saddam T-Shirts:
They're a bit tight around the neck... but they hang well.
2007-02-06 19:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saddam facing death, hoping to buy time. "Your last wish and it shall be granted". Saddam"i want to grow beard back first." knowing it would take two months and he would make it into New Year. "Ok" the judge said. He had 20 minutes left to his execution. Then fifteen plastic surgeons walk in and give him a beard transplant in 15minutes.
2007-02-07 03:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by mustang nigel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many United States citizens does it take to kill Saddam?
Apparently over 3,000. Oh wait that's not a joke, it is a tragic reality.
2007-02-06 18:51:42 · answer #5 · answered by ahab 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes hanging a round saddam. snap
2007-02-06 18:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by tweed801 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to tell you some good jokes, but none come to mind. How irritating. Saddam shame.... (It's a d*mn shame).
2007-02-06 19:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saddam's a saddamizer?
2007-02-06 18:50:38 · answer #8 · answered by disco 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you get Saddam out of a tree?
-Cut the rope ; )
2007-02-06 18:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by 4Real 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not really a joke but did you see the colbert report with a fake newspaper cover of saddam with a noose around his limp neck with the headline: "OH SNAP!"
i was laughing till my tummy hurt!!!
2007-02-06 18:54:04 · answer #10 · answered by caro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋