Spotted in the toilet of a London office: "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below."
In a Laundromat: "Automatic washing machines. Remove all your clothes when the light goes out."
In a London department store: "Bargain Basement upstairs."
In an office: "Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday bring it back, or further steps will be taken."
In an office: "After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board."
Outside a secondhand shop: "We exchange everything -- bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?"
Notice in health food shop window: "Closed due to illness."
Spotted in a safari park: "Elephants stay in your car."
Seen during a conference: "For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care center on the 1st floor."
Notice in a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges."
Message on a leaflet: "If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons."
On a repair shop door: "We can repair anything. Please knock on the door -- the bell doesn't work."
2007-02-06 10:38:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have noticed if no one answers i get a violation notice?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
2007-02-06 10:47:34 · update #1
Excellent, it's a pity us bad 'uns can't have our own chart for the most number of violations, I've had seven this week
2007-02-06 21:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm very look after now that i'm a thirty something. a lot extra suitable than whilst i became into in my Nineteen Twenties. i eventually be attentive to me and be attentive to what i will and could no longer tolerate and am no longer afraid to assert it. Viva l. a. Nineteen Thirties!!!
2016-10-01 13:07:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s funny!
Faf.
I have had 2 removed this morning and they had replies! Go figure.
Tink x
2007-02-06 20:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the giggle.
I urge you and every other member to report unfair violations to Yahoo and ask for the reporter to be suspended because of harassment
2007-02-08 05:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
most r true 10/10
2007-02-06 18:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL RMFLAO(i think thats how you say it lol) i'm pissin myself loool well done mate . heard a few b4 but still 10/10
2007-02-06 20:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. But you are usually. Great to see another comedian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-10 04:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...... thanks for a laugh.......
2007-02-08 03:39:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋