A girl came skipping home from school one day. 'Mummy, Mummy,' she shouted, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," She shouted, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she shouted, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No, darling, it's because you're 25."
2007-02-06 10:38:14 · 21 answers · asked by Quady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to the leemer looks like it.. but im on a jet ski..lol
2007-02-06 10:47:45 · update #1
hey boys..
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2007-02-06 10:52:20 · update #2
Heard it, but still funny
2007-02-06 10:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you say she did very good with her sums and getting as far a "G" in the alphabet. And she really did stand out in the gym class. It only goes to show not all blondes are thick !
2007-02-06 11:21:57 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - and I did lol. Good one. Hadn't heard it before and I'm a blond.
2007-02-06 11:05:20 · answer #3 · answered by Sels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA Funny (do your best Stimpy impersonation
2007-02-06 11:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought for being so smart she would be older! What a bright blond.
2007-02-06 10:46:27 · answer #5 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny
2007-02-06 10:41:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-06 10:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaa
but wait this aint a question
okay i got one blonde joke for you
Jack lives in North Carolina.
Jack asks a brunette "whats closer the moon or florida ?"
The brunette says florida
and then Jack asks a blonde "whats closer the moon or florida?"
and the blonde says "helllllllloooo can u see florida from here..."
haa now HERES the real question- whos joke was better, yours or mine........
2007-02-06 10:45:42 · answer #8 · answered by That's what 'I' said 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol 10/10
2007-02-06 10:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, funny one...
(The Leemer was funny too!! LOL)
2007-02-06 10:46:37 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Hey I have to ask you, do you think we might be related? I saw your pic and thought it was me so I thought I'd answer.
2007-02-06 10:42:06 · answer #11 · answered by That's MR. Mayor Pufnstuf 2U 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋