Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response To "I love you."
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL Team of your choice.
The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
Tanks would be far easier to rent.
Garbage would take itself out.
Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
more to follow???
2007-02-06 10:33:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as promised more
Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"
Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. (Wouldn't help -- you STILL wouldn't remember!)
On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off. Mother's Day, too.
St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same.
But it would be celebrated every month.
Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing Cops. Or to the crooks.
The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.
Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
2007-02-06 10:35:01 · update #1
men do rule the world and look at the mess they have made of it!!!
2007-02-06 10:54:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute. I like the Get Out of Jail Free Card, the 30 second cut off, and the Cops one
2007-02-06 10:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Glamorous 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I loved it! A little slow at first but it ended up being great and you described what every male I know would do if they ruled. Thank goodness for the females to keep things in order.
2007-02-06 11:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-06 10:53:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If men ruled the world- HELP!
funny!
2007-02-06 11:09:27 · answer #5 · answered by yum_yum_kit_kat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
100/100 never heard anything this funny about guys before exactly true!
2007-02-09 10:32:22 · answer #6 · answered by Michelly4you 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Foooooo shure!!! 10/10!!!!!!!! WHOooo hOooooooooo
2007-02-06 10:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by disco 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a question. Since you said "IF" men ruled that must mean you think women rule the world now? If that's what you think ....HA! you are dead wrong.
It was funny though!
2007-02-06 10:45:06 · answer #8 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol 10/10 LMAO
(*crying)
my tummy hurts!!!
ahahahahahahhahahahaa
that was soooo funny
2007-02-06 10:39:13 · answer #9 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!
i also have 'if women ruled the world' list and pics. when i find it. i'll e-mail it 2 U
2007-02-06 10:52:26 · answer #10 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, got anymore?
2007-02-06 10:43:27 · answer #11 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋