Okay im still working but tellme what u think......
YO mama is so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and peed her pants.
Yo mama is so fat, her shadow weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama is so dumb she locked herself in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama is sooo old that jesus was in her graduation-heiroglyphic
2007-02-06 10:27:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To momma so ugly she made blind children cry.
2007-02-06 10:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yo mama so fat that when she went for a model shoot she took up 5 issues of ESPN
2007-02-06 11:04:45 · answer #2 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahah lol LMAO 10/10
yo mama so poor she had to strip at chuckie cheese for tokens!
Oldie:
yo mama like a door knowb everybdy gets a turn!
I made it up:
yo mama so stupid
she asked a police officer what time it was and when he told her 5:30 p.m she said thats funny i asked 30 people the same question today and i keep getting different answers.
2007-02-06 10:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat, when she puts on a yellow raincoat people yell Taxi!
Yo mama so fat, when she gets on a scale it reads "to be continued..."
2007-02-06 10:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw a pair of legs was in a bucket of K.F.C - EXTRA CRSIPY!
Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"
Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!
2007-02-06 10:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My best yo mom insult would be:
Yo mama is so ugly that she entered an ugly contest but the judges ran her out because they said,"sorry, no professionals!"
2007-02-06 10:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat...she making the word phat go out of style.
2007-02-06 10:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
this ones old..yo mama so fat she sat on da toilet and it broke.
yo mama so fat she gave birth to 5 galaxies
that's it for now!
2007-02-06 11:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by blue_princess_angel1492 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo' mama is so fat when she walks past the tv, you miss three commercials.
2007-02-06 10:31:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama is so greasy that she uses bacon as a band-aid.
Yo mama sweats Crisco.
2007-02-06 10:33:27 · answer #10 · answered by Lab 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
2007-02-06 10:31:18 · answer #11 · answered by talent4god 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋