The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.
I was feeling particulary sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice the light had changed.
It's a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, I'd never had noticed.
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the nice man behind me started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, Go! Go!" What an excelent chearleader he was for the Lord. Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
Give me a star and come back in 15 min. I'm runing out of space!
2007-02-06 10:18:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I even honked my horn a few times to share the love. There must have been a man from florida back there, because I heard him yelling something about a suny beach.
I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said it was a Hawaiian good luck sing or something.
Well I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sing back.
My grandson burst out laughing; why even he was enjoying this religious experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attenden, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So I waved to all my sisters and brothers, smiled at them all and drove on through the intersection.
2007-02-06 10:26:01 · update #1
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again, and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, and gave them all the hawaiian good luck sing one last time as I drove away. Praise the
Lord for such wonderful folks!
2007-02-06 10:29:41 · update #2
hmm I thoought it was great and hilarious. I am sure there are a few people here that actually do that. Totally funny best joke I've seen today by far!
2007-02-06 11:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. I sometimes come across those type of people on Sundays, and they do make you miss the light. I occasionally reach into the arm-rest, pull out a handful of change, and pelt their car. Maybe they thought I was tithing.
2007-02-06 11:38:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent delivery
2007-02-06 10:42:45 · answer #3 · answered by Vogon Poet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny. .. The Joke was Mild..But the Delivery was Great..
2007-02-06 10:32:39 · answer #4 · answered by sivik0007 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is so funnyy!! you should sell me the sticker sometime!!â¥
2007-02-06 13:36:32 · answer #5 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it's funny but keepem short
2007-02-06 12:18:52 · answer #6 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4! it's pretty funny. r u gonna post the rest of it?!
2007-02-06 10:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
kindda gud
2007-02-06 10:51:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm ok nice try.
2007-02-06 10:50:31 · answer #9 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh. . . it's that funny. I've heard better jokes. =)))
2007-02-06 10:45:09 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋