Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said," I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
If these make you cringe, just think about me having to type them out.
Keep smilin’.
2007-02-06 10:10:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-02-06 18:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Theyre all excellent but (excepting the "Dam") I had heard them all before. Sorry!
Like the Panda that, when challenged for not paying for his barmeal, shot the waiter in cold blood before stroling out of the pub. Terrible, I know. But weren't you aware that a panda always eats shoots and leaves?
2007-02-06 11:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
PMSL
fantastic
2007-02-06 10:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved every one of them!
2007-02-06 10:14:39 · answer #4 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like totally
2007-02-06 10:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by alec c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-06 10:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-06 10:14:42 · answer #7 · answered by turbophour20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. made me laugh. furr shurr. :]
2007-02-06 10:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by [[Abby]] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had pun
2007-02-06 12:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I I enjoyed them all. Thanks for giving me a lift today!
2007-02-06 10:15:19 · answer #10 · answered by Mamma angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋