Does anyone know a good poem to put on an invitation for a hen party ?

Question

Funny ones please and can be a little rude but not to bad.

Answer 1

Here is a cheesy one. Have a good night anyway X

Ladies & Lassies its nearly that time.
to celebrate the night with vodka & Lime
or whatever you'll be drinking as long as you do
its a celebration for me and I'd like you there too.

This is an invite, although I assume you will come,
after all its my hen night and there will only be one
my last night of freedom before I am hitched
or possibly the night before I get ditched.

Help me make it a night I will never forget
an attempt to make it, the best night out yet.

We will keep it clean and keep it cool
no-one, including me will want to look like a fool.
So no funky costumes or dressing up like a prat.
Of course I am lying it will be much worse than that

Answer 2

Here's a couple;

We're all coming together
To share in (name) last days
Of being single and free
And her crazy-girl ways

A shower we've planned
For (day) around four
Please bring her a (Item)
That'll make (fiance's name) roar!

or

Maria will no longer be a Miss
All she desires is a little wedding bliss.
So please bring her a pair of panties
Lacy or silky, no matter how scanty.
And her wedding night will be more than a kiss!

Hope this helps!