so we were driving down the road in our canoe, and the wheel fell off. so how many pancakes does it take to fill an outhouse?
2007-02-06 09:17:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well obviously a telephone pole, because motorcycles don't have doors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-06 10:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Captivated 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-06 09:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by beatyfabolus67678589 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0 beacuse you cant drive a canoe on a road tell me if im wrong
to dory fish
2007-02-06 10:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by i <3 my lord 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2.
I have another one
so we were in outerspace with a otter and the river froze. so how many cakes does it take to fill a doghouse?
2007-02-06 09:23:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry about the wheel, did you find a good electrician?
2007-02-06 09:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by yeraluzer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 completely confused orangutan with a leather thong?
2007-02-06 09:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by Strange 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have been given one, i hav no longer some thing hostile to blondes yet hears a shaggy dog tale a pink head, brunette, and blonde were at a pool. a geni got here up 2 them and pronounced, flow up on the diving board. all of them did. he pronounced only the the note and in spite of u say, u will fall right into a pool of, the first ingredient u say tho and u cant change it. the pink hair walks the the board and says, "gold" it damage 2 fall into that yet she develop into chuffed. the brunette walked up and pronounced, "funds" she were given paper cuts yet she develop into chuffed. the blonde walked up yet tripped on her feet and yelled, "Oh CRAP" as she fell in. some thing speaks 4 itself.
2016-11-25 20:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke ever? I don't think so. Weird question? Definitely.
2007-02-06 09:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One bright day in the middle of the night. two dead men got up to fight. back to back they faced each other. drew their swords and shot each other. beat that :P
2007-02-06 09:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck. I don't even understand the joke!
2007-02-06 09:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by Barack The Boat!™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw a monkey flying over the sun one dark night and he said that he will give me all my whises i want if i give him the singing rabbit. finally i saw one and the monkey ate him and gave this answer:
a SHORT STACK!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-06 09:25:52 · answer #11 · answered by Wacko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋