Ok heres the sitch, I was walking back from my grans funneral with my 3 year old (We live near by) when he announced he need "go **** ****." So I took him into the mall and entered the men's restroom. Hes not past using the training seat so I held him above the toilet, putting the urn down by the side, as took the dump. But at that moment some fat *** banged into our door and it swung open. I turned round - forgeting my son's predicament - just as he slipped his slop all over, and into, My poor late grandmothers urn... Its now one day later and im sitting at home having thoroughly cleaned and polished the outside of the urn. The problem is how the hell do I clean out the inside with out pouring poor Grandma out like a bloody toy box all over the carpet?! I really don't wanna have to sieve through her and pick out my sons dried sh*t. Please help! what do i do?!
2007-02-06 08:31:37 · 2 answers · asked by trent b 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Spend you time doing your homework. This is neither funny or clever.
2007-02-06 23:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by Cat Lover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My advice, though I have never had this particular problem...
1. Spread newspaper on the kitchen floor (or other non-carpeted area).
2. Get a large pan (baking dish, bottom of a broiler pan) anything big enough to hold the contents of the urn.
3. Empty contents into pan, use tongs to pick out offending pieces of offal.
4. Add a box of baking soda to the ashes (to absorb remaining odor and damp). An alternative is to bake the ashes again.
5. Pour ashes and baking soda back into the urn. You can roll some leftover newspaper for a funnel and scoop cupfuls of ashes back into the urn.
6. Wipe off outside of urn, roll offal into newspaper and throw away. make sure floor is clean.
2007-02-08 09:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by Shanna J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋