The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
2007-02-06 08:27:31 · 14 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very interesting gigi not a lot of room left for my answer 10/10
2007-02-06 08:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So space of full of hydrogen? I didn't know...
So reality is the only obstacle of happiness? How about hunger?
Have you really done it all if you're not dead? Or if you can't remember?
What I say will be misquoted and used against me? I will quote you right and you will lose your job, and the government will pay me after I sue you.
I wonder how smaller your brain would be if you lost the parts of it you don't use.
A day without sunshine is a cloudy day, there is no sun at night. Sun only comes out in the DAY. Moon at NIGHT.
Christianity is run by a prophet who never gets any of the profits. (Which would be Billions of dollars every Sunday)
"Stop laughing and they will still think you're and idiot, or make something up about you"
"Ever stop to forget, and think to start again?"
Born free? Because you served your 9 months already.
The more you like your dog, the more lonely you will feel when I kill him.
You didn't get canines and bicuspids to open bags of potato chips, either.
"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition... And balls."
Who's out to get who? Who's gonna get THEM?
So, get the f*ck outta here?
Because it has an abbreviation, d*psh*t.
You'll find temptation faster if I lead you. I've been there...
Heh... =\
2007-02-06 16:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Those are all interesting.
abbreviation has an abbr.
Born free...taxed to death is reality
it would be an oxymoron to honk for peace & quiet
non-prophet is a word play...which is pretty cool
2007-02-06 16:33:08 · answer #3 · answered by Its me again 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you will be the yahoo winner in todays jokes & riddle page. best of luck. you r in the way to be number 1.
2007-02-06 17:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"There's only one kind of natural blonde in the world....Albinos"-Marilyn Monroe
2007-02-06 16:46:01 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Far too much time on your hands !!!
2007-02-06 16:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cool and funny lol :)
2007-02-06 16:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you re right that is more famous words
2007-02-06 16:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by Good Egg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is DYSLEXIC so hard to spell
nice one gigi
2007-02-06 19:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by ghandi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Alone at last !"....Robinson Crusoe
"............................" Mime Marcel Marceau
2007-02-06 16:41:09 · answer #10 · answered by jcha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋