my sex hobbit baked me a cake today it said thankyou for loving me Jon, i tightened his throat clamp and said you call me master and not Jon, what can i do i feel awful about it.
2007-02-06 08:14:50 · 19 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ah wrong category
2007-02-06 08:19:52 · update #1
as you said, you jumped to the wrong category..... but don't worry, there will be many answers for this too.
2007-02-06 09:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, what?????????
Second of all, what's a sex hobbit?
Third, buy him some chocolate. Everbody likes chocolate. And it gives you a chance to be creative. Treat him like icecream and lick him up.
2007-02-06 08:41:03 · answer #2 · answered by Luxurious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him some loving and loosen the clamp a little. not too much though or he'll escape and go and give his services to someone else!
2007-02-06 08:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats a sex hobbit?
2007-02-06 08:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by LilMiss2DamnBossy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loosen his throat clamp and tell him to call you Jon...
2007-02-06 08:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No need to feel guilty, he probably enjoyed it, in some odd way.
2007-02-06 08:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL
now youve got me wondering
2007-02-06 08:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaah! poor thing. apoligise for being mean and hope that he forgives you and give him a hug from me
2007-02-06 08:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by AnyaNledo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the hobbit's happy why feel guilt
2007-02-06 08:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by Good Egg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him a cake ! =P and jump on hes back , he miht toss u off ?
2007-02-06 08:28:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋