I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
I majored in liberal arts.Would you like fries with that?
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer
2007-02-06 08:13:42 · 10 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Witty.Thanks for the chuckles.
2007-02-06 08:45:05 · answer #1 · answered by jcha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah...those are great! My favorite is "Just Remeber Your Unique...Just Like Everybody Else"...hahahaha!
2007-02-06 16:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tis better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
Don't drink the water: fish have sex in it.
I hate you and I hate the bands you like!
Emo hearts will break.
You lose: good day, Sir!
2007-02-06 17:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by stphnie_myr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-07 12:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like these :
Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're an idiot than open it and remove all doubt.
2007-02-06 16:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like em gigi i started with nothing is my fav 10/10
2007-02-06 16:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I started out with nothing & still have most of it left"
I love that one :)
Another I like is "Nothing ain't worth nothing, but its free"
2007-02-06 16:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
some excellent quotes there. lol
2007-02-06 16:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-02-06 17:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
2007-02-06 16:17:13 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋