Some people ask the secret of their long marriage.
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
2007-02-06 07:51:09 · 25 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke, BUT a triffle cynical 9/10.
2007-02-06 07:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The thoughts are natural, but you have to realize that dwelling on such things for up to 2 to 3 years is pointless. You had a wake up call for the marriage and you have attended to it. Let it be. If you want, you may want to think about moving. Provided she did not get pregnant or an STD and provided it is over, it does not really matter much in the scheme of things. It is a betrayal, but there are many extenuating circumstances, if you let sex go out of a marriage, it is generally doomed. You should consider yourself lucky and make sure you get the Viagra and testosterone shots you may need to make her happy. If she needs the attention of other men in a non-threatening way, take her to a topless beach. In the old days, you would have slapped her at the time you found out, you would have regretted it and you would be square. Now these things turn into endless psychological problems. She is not the women you thought she was, but with the exception of your mother, who is?
2016-03-29 08:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The secret of a good marriage is for the woman to find a younger man, at least 10 years younger, so they can grow old together, because men tend to age quicker as they lose collagen in their skin at an earlier age than women, and men tend not to live as long on average as women. There are also so many illness that occurs at an earlier age in men. Also if a woman has a man ten years younger she will not have to trade him in for a younger man as he becomes more wrinkled and it would eradicate widowhood for her.
2007-02-06 08:51:10 · answer #3 · answered by greatideas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it should be like this: the secret of a successfull marriage..?
Secrets will always be secrets, and it only floats between the two who always possess it. each individual has their own success stories and all those has dofferent versions which doesn't sound similar. so, this is a secret which will never be revealed and even if GOD had known that, why didn't he tell that to humans....so that they would have lived a better and sensible life with their families..
2007-02-06 08:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My parents where married for 57 years. They are both deceased. They always told me the secret to a good marriage was communication.
2007-02-06 07:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by shay 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the secret of a long marriage is still a secret
lol
2007-02-06 07:55:26 · answer #6 · answered by 00100 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So thats the secret...lol
2007-02-06 08:11:02 · answer #7 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you like makin jokes or is there a reason for why you wastin all your points?
2007-02-06 08:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Luxurious 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not to fight when and if you have kids and your mad still keep together even when mad give kids lots of love hug them everyday say that you love them make em smart.
2007-02-06 07:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by BRIANA J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i go mondays her indoors dont get 10/10
2007-02-06 08:35:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋