A dumb Irish guy named Mike was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying a passport size photograph of himself. Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a lady’s skirt. He asked her "Could you lift your skirt? I want to take a photograph..." The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was surprised to see his dumb friend Jimmy on the bed next to him, in a worse condition. Jimmy explained what happened to him. He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have two grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied, "I have three grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay."
He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" daughters as well?"
The Owner asked, “WHY?????????"
Jimmy replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night..." The rest is history!!!
2007-02-06 07:24:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
2007-02-06 07:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a pretty good joke... by why does yahoo answers have a jokes section... unless they are controversial how else can i comment on this except for thumbs up or thumbs down
2007-02-06 07:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb joke
2007-02-06 07:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That sucked. A lot.
2007-02-06 07:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by Sgt. Pepper 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry..i didn;t catch the question is all
2007-02-06 07:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!(lol)
2007-02-06 07:29:41 · answer #6 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, not so funny.
2007-02-06 07:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by yiufdbgkhfjj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid.
2007-02-06 07:31:46 · answer #8 · answered by ace 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-02-06 07:30:05 · answer #9 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanks, that was really funny
2007-02-06 07:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋