A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too
2007-02-06 07:13:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That guy deserves a wife like her.
2007-02-06 07:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG i think that is the joke of the day. I've never heard that one and im still laughing now 10+
2007-02-06 15:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by spongebobzgurll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good bit weird but its the only humour ive had today bless me
2007-02-06 15:18:36 · answer #3 · answered by luley1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moo
2007-02-06 15:17:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jamesey-Reinvented!!! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh i heard this one on here before its still funny though tee hee lol
2007-02-06 15:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by Bugalachoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that before but its still funny!
2007-02-06 15:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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That was soooo funny! I'm still laughing at that one!
2007-02-06 15:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by Ultimate Fanilow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that'll teach him!
2007-02-06 15:19:40 · answer #8 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, funny
2007-02-06 15:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by yiufdbgkhfjj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
random but strangely entertaining...
2007-02-06 15:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by ani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋