A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not come
in to work and had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with
one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and
was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No,"
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes,"
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No,"
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy" whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered
answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered "The search team just landed a helicopter,"
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are
they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
"ME"
2007-02-06 07:06:40 · 15 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-06 16:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-02-06 15:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by Jennifer H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting story. Liked it.
2007-02-06 15:10:40 · answer #3 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but scary
2007-02-06 15:12:05 · answer #4 · answered by ~ Lillie ~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke!
2007-02-06 15:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
2007-02-06 15:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Refreshing to hear a clean, cute joke......
2007-02-06 15:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by chrylmichell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but a bit childish
2007-02-06 15:15:05 · answer #8 · answered by yiufdbgkhfjj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah!! What a little Jerk!
2007-02-06 15:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird but funny!
2007-02-06 19:15:36 · answer #10 · answered by PRNCES JDY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋