..when she hears her husband coming in."Quick!," she says to her lover,"There's no time to get dressed.Stand in the corner and I'll cover you with talcum powder."
In comes the husband and he immediately asks,"Is that a new statue?" "That's right," replies the wife, "The Smiths had one in their bedroom and I liked it so much I got one,too."
The husband says nothing else,but gets into bed,leaving the "statue" standing as still as he can in the corner. Around four in the morning,the husband gets up and comes back with a cup of tea and a plate of biscuits,which he puts down beside the "statue".
"There," he says,"have a biscuit. I was stuck in the Smiths' bedroom for three days,and nobody offered me so much as a drink of water."
2007-02-06 07:04:42 · 19 answers · asked by Boo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i must admit that was funny..and brings back some moments in time..lol
2007-02-06 07:17:49 · answer #1 · answered by Quady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a very understanding husband boo 10/10
2007-02-06 15:26:04 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's brilliant 10/10
2007-02-06 15:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by fozz89 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee. Funny Joke.
2007-02-06 15:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg thats hilraious! At first I didnt get it but when I read it again....lol!
2007-02-06 15:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Lillie ~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhh i see hahaha that was funny he was the statue haha ha hahaha haha
2007-02-06 15:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Bugalachoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it the other day
but still funny
lol
2007-02-06 15:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-06 17:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thanks I can't stop laughing it's one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while.
2007-02-06 16:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny : D
2007-02-06 15:15:21 · answer #10 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋