If you were God?

Question

let's say you were God
or a God...whatever
and you decided who went to heaven and who went to hell...

Let's also assume you're extremely spiteful and although you created the creatures whose fait you're deciding, you still want to punish them for petty things that they do.
Give some reasons why you'd put someone in Hell:

Just a few of mine.

Saying "Brown" without the expressed written consent of me, personally.
Cheering for the Florida State Seminols
Typing "alot" instead of "a lot" or "your" instead of "you're"
Throwing away good food (lasagna, macaroni&cheese, or chicken cordon bleu for some examples"
Assuming that because someone goes to my church or any other church, they're a good person
Hating anybody before getting to know them
Calling poker, chess, or stacking cups a sport
Denying that golf, gymnastics, or certain forms of cheerleading are sports without reading the definition of "sport"
And finally, you'd be going to Hell if you failed to use your turn signal...or were late turning it on....EVER, yeah...one strike and you're screwed.

to the guy who doesn't believe and can't answer my question....
i don't believe either
and while the main purpose of this question is entertainment...
i am kind of wondering (to myself) how people believe that God is this vengeful, spiteful being...and still gladly follow "what he says"
seriously though....i'm not trying to start an argument here....and 99% of this is strictly entertainment

Answer 1

I've played a god in Black and White (that is such a fun game btw!) enough to know that I wouldn't want a deity like me running things. I have a pechant for pitching villagers into the sea and feeding them to my pet monster just for funzies.

Hmmm...
Who would I give a go to Hell card, too?

Missionaries of any stripe that knock on my door and want to tell me I have to buy into their religion. And any other door-to-door salesmen who ring the doorbell after 9pm.

Bitchy, gossipy stay at home mom cliques. Every last one, straight to hell, do not pass go, no $200.

Anyone who reads Cosmo, People, various tabloids, etc.

Telemarketers.

Any city planners that ever thought that a good, working mass transit system was a BAD idea in favor of more highways and urban sprawl.

Politicians, but that's a given.

Celebrities, again, that's a given.

People who drive jacked-up monster trucks on your back bumber at 80 mph.

And the first guy to ever come up with the idea for a reality TV show...whoever they are/were...you're evil...pure evil

...that's it off hand...but, if I were a deity, I'd probably send a lot more people than that...especially on my bitchier days.

Answer 2

If I was an all-powerful god that wanted what was best for everyone, what would I do with the world as it is?

1. What I Would Do If I Was God:

1. Put everyone in heaven
2. Eradicate evil
3. Not Create People Who Will Sin
4. Cancel Religion
5. Dispense with the Food Chain: All Beings to be Fed with Manna from Heaven!

Sorry, I wouldn't be an spiteful or sadistic God like the one in the bible. I'd rather commit suicide then send someone to hell.

Answer 3

Dear Brown,

Before I grew up, and while I was reading the Hebrew scriptures, I used to think "If I were God I would do ..." At one very painful point in my life I asked God why we couldn't just start out as wise old people and grow young knowing how to use our wisdom. My heavenly Father was very gracious to me and He didn't call my idea stupid. He simply opened my eyes to the problem of Alzheimer's disease and let me see the flaws in my thinking.

I've stopped playing God. Now I know that He knows what He is doing and I can trust Him completely.

The awesome uncreated Creator of the universe is NOT in the least bit spiteful. He does not want anybody to be eternally separated from Him. He doesn't have quotas as some say. He doesn't put anyone in Hell even though everyone deserves Hell.

He made it possible for everyone who accepts Jesus' perfect sacrifice to be eternally saved. Because of that I try to share the Good News with everybody I know.

Answer 4

honestly!!! It replaced into something extra formal, yet I used to speak to Him regardless of the clarification and because I stored forward to my own ambition and needs, whilst He gave me avertisements I stored none and did my way going into further and extra trubles! Into an end, interior a deep depresion, He stored my life (!!!) the very 2nd I left away of all my deep needs... There, empty coronary heart, i replaced into crammed with God's mild and Peace and Love - an entire New life, a clean physique, a clean innovative and prescient over the final and the destiny :) :) :) definite, he's my Saviour!!!

Answer 5

Ugly shoes, oreo mouth lipliner, terrible grammar, neglect of the check spelling button, tribal armbands, tricking me into eating elk, too much cologne, not agreeing with me on every point, acrylic nails, not having a library card, vis a vis marker eyebrows, eating pancakes, not tipping wait staff & tattoo artists, giving a kid a stupid name, not shaving often enough, sweat puddles, pda, and dressing dogs.

Answer 6

But I AM god! God is a neurological product of my brain just like emotions etc.

Answer 7

Well, since I do not believe in god, I cannot honestly answer your question.

Answer 8

lets not....HELL IS THE GRAVE....IF PPL BURN IT WILL BE ALOT quicker than you think.....gehenna is where they buried the bodies outside Jerusalem!!

Answer 9

He shoved something I didn't appreciate into one of my black holes!?!