that nurse?

Question

A Nurse walks into a bank to cash a check.
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of
her purse and tries to write with it. She
looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,
"Well, that's great..........
that's really great..........
some asshole has my pen."

Answer 1

Ha that's a good one! Makes you wonder if somewhere, right now, a nurse is saying, "no really, I didn't make that up, it's true."

Answer 2

Awesome