If they're not upright they're grand
2007-02-06 06:41:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wise words mate
2007-02-06 06:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by biffo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" asks the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
2007-02-06 14:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by CurlyQ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's better than twelve roses on a piano?
Two lips on an organ.
2007-02-06 14:45:18 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL to funny Play it again Sam, picking and grinning
2007-02-06 14:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-02-06 14:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
" WHATS WORSE THAN LOBSTERS ON YOUR PIANO" ?
CRABS ON YOUR ORGAN!
2007-02-06 15:20:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-02-06 17:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that true?
2007-02-06 14:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-06 15:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋