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The Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

2007-02-06 06:38:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

haha...it sucks for that person...lol

2007-02-06 06:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by kiddo=\ 3 · 0 0

Yeah, I probably had some ah0le like you running interference for my parking ticket. The only thing that could make this worse for you would be if a meter-maid had done it. She would have locked you up. Good joke though.....

2007-02-06 14:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hmm yahoo answers! This isnt a question? Wow im bored nice joke!

2007-02-06 14:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2007-02-06 14:40:31 · answer #4 · answered by JustSo 3 · 2 0

Ok, I have to admit that it took me a second, but it was pretty funny.

2007-02-06 14:42:17 · answer #5 · answered by saram 3 · 1 0

Yes.

2007-02-06 14:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

So you're the !#$% that got me all those tickets!

2007-02-06 14:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 6 0

Whoa!! Whoa!! That's mean!! Remember! You reap what you sow!!! Ouch!

2007-02-06 14:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

heard it befor but still funny

2007-02-06 14:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1 0

LOL Very funny.

2007-02-06 14:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by Dally 3 · 1 0

wow thats funny!

2007-02-06 14:58:08 · answer #11 · answered by Its me again 5 · 0 0

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