I was in a men's room in Jersey City, NJ the other day, and it had an amusing limerick that went: "sex is great, sex is grand, if you can't have sex, there's always your hand." so then I wondered what was the funniest thing someone has ever seen written on a men's room wall, stall, port a potty, etc. Let me know! Don't forget to write where you were when you saw it!
2007-02-06 06:30:08 · 9 answers · asked by Nitro_Fan2001 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!
My fav (not a limerick and written on the ceiling) "If you can p*ss this high you ought to be a fireman".
These were all in the men's bathroom....and don't ask.....
And this one is a tad nasty but funny still:
Here I sit in deadly vapor,
Wishing for some toilet paper.
How long, I wonder, must I linger,
Before I'm forced to use my finger
2007-02-06 06:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In a Chicago Cubs game at wrigley field, the mens room had this:
Here I sit, my buns a-flexin'
Trying to give birth to another Texan!
Also......Over a Urinal in a V.F.W., I read,
"If your musket is short, stand closer to the firing line!!!!"
Hope this qualifies!!!!!LOL
2007-02-10 03:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband is a longhaul truckdriver, I don't remember where he said he saw this, but it was above a urinal at a roadside rest stop.
What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand.
2007-02-06 06:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Today I'm standing at the urninals with other men, all of us dressed in our business suits...tonight I'll be slow dancing with some of them, dressed in my blonde wig & spike heels!
2007-02-06 06:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There as quickly as replaced right into a woman from France Who entered a prepare in a trance; everybody f****d her different than the conductor. He shot his load in his pants. There as quickly as replaced right into a guy from Nantucket Whose d***ok replaced into see you later he might desire to suck it. As he wiped off his chin, he pronounced with a grin If my ear replaced right into a c**t i could f**ok it.
2016-12-17 03:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by endicott 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear nitro heres a knee slapper for you: there once was a man named cass, he hadtwo b***s made of brass,when he rubbed them together they playedstormy weather and lightining came out of his a**! Jan.
2007-02-06 06:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in a stall in Toronto and the writing was, "I'm watching you you little ****."
Wait, that's not funny.
I'm scared.
2007-02-06 06:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sydney Australia :
Here i sit all broken hearted, tried to 's.h.i.t' but only farted.
2007-02-07 02:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by Jester 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he who stand on camode is high on pot
2007-02-06 09:39:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋