THIS IS A JOKE VERY FUNNy?

Question

OK THERE IS A NEW GUY IN TOWN AND AND HE HAD JUST GOT THERE FOR BIZNESS SO HE SAT DOWN IN A BAR AND HE HE WAKKED UP TO THE THE BAR TENDER AND AND HE SAW A JAR FULL OF MONEY AND THE MAN ASKED WHATS THE JAR FOR AND THE BAR TENDER SAID THAT I BET THE MEN OF THE TOWN THAT THEY COULD NOT GO IN THE BACK AND MAKE THAT OLD HORSE LAUGH SO HE SAID I CAN SO THE MAN WENT TO THE BACK AND FEW MIN LATER HE CAME BACK IN AND THE HORSE WAS LAUGHING SO THE MAN TOOK THE JAR FULL OF MONEY AND LEFT BACK TO HIS TOWN AND THAT OLD HORSE WOULD NOT STOP LAUGHING SO MONTHS WENT BYE AND THE MAN CAME BACK AND WENT BACK TO THE BAR AND AND AND HE SAW ANOTHER JAR AND HE ASKED THE MAN WHATS THIS JAR FOR THE BAR TENDER SAID ITS FOR THE PERSON THAT CAN MAKE THAT DAMN HORSE SHUT UP SO THE MAN WENT BACK OUT THERE AND AND A FEW MIN LATER THE HORSE HAD STOPED SO THE MAN TOOK THE JAR AND GOT READY GO THE TENDER ASKED HOW DID YOU GET HIM TO LAUGH I TOLD HIM MY DICK WAS BIGGER SO DID YOU GET HIM TO STOP I PROVED IT TO HIM

Answer 1

The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return,
her father cussed her out:

"Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us?
Not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You
little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!"

The girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff.. dad.. I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner! You're a disgrace to this
family! I don't ever want to see you again!" OK, Dad. As you wish. I just
came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings
account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you,
Daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new BMW that's parked outside and a
lifetime membership to the Country Club.. and an invitation for you all to
spend New Years' Eve, on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and

"Now what was it you said you had become?"

Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!"

"Oh, Gee! you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "A
Protestant! Come here and give your old man a hug!"

Answer 2

Ha ha ha.very funny.But learn punctuation.(periods,exclaimation points,etc.)

Answer 3

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! You need to use periods though..