A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says.
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' an d is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
2007-02-06 05:54:54 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiit duuuude ... how much
water did you drink?!
2007-02-06 05:55:12 · update #1
lmao i love it. i sware i busted a gut 100,000,000/10
2007-02-06 06:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh dude that was awesome seriously I am cracking up! Man that was funny!!! Best joke I've heard in awhile. You are sooo getting a star!!
2016-05-24 00:05:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!
What time is it when you see an elephant sitting on your fence smoking a joint?
Time to lay off the acid.
2007-02-06 06:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Freakin' hilarious!!! LMAO!!!!! 10/10
2007-02-06 05:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-02-06 06:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by wjsst22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG okay.. this joke was hilarious.. without it being obscene.. I loved it..
2007-02-06 06:04:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha that was cute
2007-02-06 09:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad, should have made it shorter, but good enouph for Playboy jokes
2007-02-06 06:06:37 · answer #8 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhh......it took me a good 5secs to understand, funny.
2007-02-06 06:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by KiKi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny!!!!!
2007-02-06 07:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by Its me again 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋