Humor-Do you like practical jokes or not?

Question

With out hurting anyone- tell me about them.

Answer 1

One of my favorite that didnt physically hurt someone was way back in high school junoir year.

You know how teachers are completely relient on there white board markers if they dont have an overhead projector? Well my history teacher that year was, not to mention he was a huge dousch, man I hated that guy.

I was a bit of a loud child but that class was the end of the day, I was tired, bored and kind of quite at last period. My friends and I sat in the back, with this really annoying child that the teacher hated and was always suspicous (sp) about. We weren't to fond of him either.

So to get two birds with one stone, I brought a bottle of rubber cement, and waited for the perfect time to strike. Unforntunatley there were lots of snitches in that class so I had to be very selective. About a week after I started carrying the bottle of rubber cement on me, on a friday before a three day weekend, some kid pulled the fire alarm ( I later found out it was some punk kid trying to get to the weekend a little faster). But it was so early into the 7th period I figured we would head back into the class room after the alarm was done, so as we all left the room the stupid teacher left the hall without making sure the room was clear. So I lagged behind, at the risk of being suspended (the penalty for beign disobedient during an alarm) saw the oppurtunity and cemented the caps all shut on his markers. Ran at to the hall blened in with a nearby evacating class, and ditched the cement in the nearest trash can.

With a huge amount of luck, we all went back in about 20 mins before the bell, and the teacher decided to continue the lecture. Trying my best to keep a straight face, and not tell my freinds what I did, as to not draw the teacher's suspicion (sp), I watched the teacher reach for his first marker and struggle with the cap, he threw it to the trash, then he went for the second.

He then drew his hand back, like you do when you realized you have just touched something odd and doesn't belong there, I ahd over glued that one, and dried glue spewed from the holes at the top of the pen. He instantly turned red and glanced around the room. He walked over to the can and examined the first pen, realizing that the dried glue was there too. He walked back over to the other markers, and then he said, and I quote, "What the f**k, who the hell did this to my god**mn markers, non of you, I mean non of you are leaving the room until someone 'fesses up!"

Half the class started bursting out laughing, luckily since there was no way in hell I could contain my laughter after such an ooutburst.

Immediately the teacher focused his eye on the annoying child int he back of the room, he gestured for him to come with him out of the class, and the kid walked out with him and apparently was sent to the office, lol i got away with it! My finest moment. Not to mention, that was a helluva a 3-day weekend.

Answer 2

Oh yes, plenty of practical jokes in my family, and I do my best to carry on that tradition. The sink sprayer with the rubber band trick, and just last week I emailed my daughter about DVD movies that her boyfriend had borrowed from us. I told her that there was an X rated disk in one of the cases ... must have been mixed up with one of their DVD's. She flipped out, but it was a good laugh when I told her I was kidding. Too bad I can't use that joke on her again. ;)

Answer 3

I do, as long as nobody gets hurt. I once dressed up as a scarecrow and waited to scare kids on Halloween. Kids weren't scared. Parents nearly dropped over lol

Answer 4

I love them!!!! Oh well if someone gets hurt.... It was fun doing it... I cant wait till April 1st!

Answer 5

I do not like them! even without hurting someone