God's will? Screw that. If he's so powerful, why does he need other people's prayers to get along? I want a God who can set me up with some BLING. Know what I'm saying?
2007-02-06 05:22:18 · 37 answers · asked by thinkovaltine 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol! yeah just who do these gods think they are taken an taken. its time we put our foot down. quit holding out make my water into bacardi an rum while your at it
2007-02-06 05:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by peeps you 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you worship the almighty dollar, euro, pound...whatever, then you put your eternity in jeopardy. Anytime you worship or put anything in between you and the living God, your eternal well being is in jeopardy. Be very careful, the gate is narrow.
It is easier for camel to go through an eye of a needle than a rich man to make it into Heaven. The reason is given above.
Perhaps you need to tithe your 10% and watch His blessings pour over you.
You can't out-give God.
2007-02-06 05:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God will give to you back double, seven fold, or even one hundred fold back to you, if you give to Him. This is done through tithe. Why is this you say? It is because, when you accept Christ in your heart, you come into covenant with Him. Meaning you lay down your life for Him, as He laid down His life for you. In turn He takes care of you. He will provide for you. Anything you ask in His name, it will be granted. Remember God is Omnipotent. He has the power to control, and direct your life. We need to focus on the Lord had what he has for our life. We need to not crave what is for the flesh, but seek, and strive for what is of the Spirit.We can not have both. That is a double life. I hope you decide the way that is right. Blessings on the journey!
2007-02-06 05:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by Kyle R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your God is satan if that is what you actually want.
1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it!
2007-02-06 05:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bow down before the almighty Dow Jones deity
2007-02-06 05:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by uncle J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try worshiping the almighty JOB. There are meetings starting at 8:00 AM daily in most all locations.
2007-02-06 05:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God is a spiritual energy. Money is a material energy. (Give unto God, that which is His and unto mammon that which is material)Check out the movie: The Secret for the Law of Attraction.
2007-02-06 05:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join $cientology, they seem to be good at charging the hell out of people for their Audits, maybe if you can get high enough in the ranks by being the best scammer, you could make some good money...lol
2007-02-06 05:27:04 · answer #8 · answered by Amethyst 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm a atheist, but in a religious prospective, money is a mortal thing that will not be granted in prays. Work hard, invest, save money and make smart financial decisions, that will make what you want happen!
2007-02-06 05:26:46 · answer #9 · answered by My Lord . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want a God who can set me up with some BLING.
This part I don't get,
maybe you should be a god who would giwe others money?
Start your own business.
2007-02-06 05:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by Smirnof_Ice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start your own religion and make up your own god and the money will be pouring in - just ask L. Ron Hubbard!
2007-02-06 05:25:03 · answer #11 · answered by Militant Agnostic 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋