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Always take the biggest dump on my car every time I have just finished washing it

2007-02-06 04:48:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Birds

13 answers

sod's law

i told them to stop crapping on my car so the poor buggers had to relieve themselves elsewhere.... unlucky mate

2007-02-06 04:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 2 0

Hi there. Time for a better place to park. No one really wants to be splattered with joy even from the bird of paradise. Good luck and remove the doo asap so that your paint job doesn't suffer.

2007-02-06 06:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by firestarter 6 · 2 0

i know that pigeons can be annoying but its not like people can teach them not to poo on people's cars or other things lol. its just a typical life, like when it rains when you just washed your car but for you its pigeon poo unfortunately. lol.

2007-02-06 04:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by honey 2 · 2 0

Cos theyve covered our car and need somewhere else. You must be parked next to us.

2007-02-06 04:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by jeanimus 7 · 2 1

They obviously like the colour, you choose your toilet roll don't you! Any way thought it was supposed to be lucky.

2007-02-06 05:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Magpies poos are bigger and they are attracted by shiny things.

2007-02-06 04:59:41 · answer #6 · answered by Super C 2 · 3 0

I think they love clean cars...they love mine too :(

2007-02-06 04:51:08 · answer #7 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 2 0

lol....i dont know..pure coincidence or probably a way to get back at humans...

2007-02-06 04:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Pigeons are very intuitive, just like children, dogs and geese. you're probably just a bad person and they can sense it.

2007-02-06 04:56:10 · answer #9 · answered by Jamin 2 · 0 3

think its called sods law

2007-02-06 05:02:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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