The afterlife
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word
he made contact, "Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.
After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."
2007-02-06 04:35:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice punch line,
funny because it was unexpected.
2007-02-06 04:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by FairyBlessed 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10/10
2007-02-06 13:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by tobybites 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well now. dear sithy, as a christian I am not suposed to read things like this and to my surprise if you had changed the word to nooky rather than the *** it would have been a clean joke, It had me going for a bit until I got to the rabbit and that was a Big giggle just what was needed, there is nothing like a good giggle to put one in a good humour. thank you for that. yours in Jesus Christ. Peter William Lack.
2007-02-06 13:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a bit funny but too much reading really
2007-02-06 12:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by ; - } 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this was on a few days ago but it's still funny
2007-02-06 12:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-02-06 13:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
middle of the road really, made me smile, but not laugh, sorry
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2007-02-06 12:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-02-06 12:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha very good (but now in hell chasing bird flu hit birds about)
2007-02-06 12:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol....now that one gets a star
2007-02-06 13:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by Mum3grls 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋