For a while all I heard was polish and blond jokes...I need to hear some again....PLEASE make them funny...
2007-02-06 04:09:44 · 6 answers · asked by ~J*me~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy
Did you hear about the polish lesbian?
She loved men
What do you do when a Polish soldier throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back
2007-02-06 15:27:10 · answer #1 · answered by Stinging Dragon 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If u can speak Polish then:
Rosjan, Francuz, i Polak sa w spadajacym samolocie. Sa tylko 2 spadachrony. Francuz zabiera pierwszy i mowi: Za Francje!!
Polak bierze ostatni spadochron i mowi: Za braterstwo! i wypyca Rosjana!
If u cant speak Polish:
There's a Pole, a Russian,m and a French on a plane that's about to crash. There are only 2 parachutes. The Frewnch takes the first one and says: Viva la France! The Pole takes the last parachutes and says: For brotherhood! and pushes the Russian off.
2007-02-06 04:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
America: It's 10:00, Where are your kids?
France: It's 10:00, Where is your wife?
Italy: It's 10:00 Where is your husband?
Poland: It's 10:00 What time is it?
2007-02-06 16:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by couturechic16 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, there are many of them in France... the Polish plumber... but I don't know a funny one right now
2007-02-06 04:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anaïs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Pollocks does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
One with the ladder
One to hold it on
Four to turn the ladder
2007-02-06 04:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I don't speak polish...
2007-02-06 04:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋