Ed and Ted were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
..Ed said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
..Ted said, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
..So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Ed wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Ted.
.. Ted said, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
.. Ed said, "I feel great. How about you?"
.. Ted said, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
.. Ed said, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
.. "Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
.. "What's that?"
.. "Have you farted yet?"
.. "No....." "Well DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"
2007-02-06 04:09:41 · 22 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a good old belly laugh tink thanks 10/10
2007-02-06 06:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with speedy geat laugh you are upgraded to the princess of jokes lol 10/10
2007-02-06 10:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't all that funny but it was good to read. Nice try though.
2007-02-06 04:20:59 · answer #3 · answered by Roe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-06 09:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.....
.......it's jet fuel miss diva 1......he fueled himself to Phoenix with all that stuff in his system!
I thought it was funny!!!!
2007-02-06 04:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good worth reading
2007-02-06 04:46:42 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great. i guess he took a wrong turn in Albuquerque.
2007-02-06 04:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mildly amusing. didnt crack a smile though
2007-02-06 04:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss Diva1 did not get this joke........and she does not look like a blonde......
2007-02-07 02:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.....that gets a star from moi...very funny
2007-02-06 05:09:22 · answer #10 · answered by Mum3grls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's o.k.l, I wouldn't repeat it though.
2007-02-06 04:32:14 · answer #11 · answered by JenJen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋