A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses."
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."
2007-02-06 04:01:48 · 15 answers · asked by bootygirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.....
.....please....enough....I'm at work for goodness sake!!!
Hilarious!
I must get a parrot and rottweiler now!
2007-02-06 04:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. Luved It. <33 ha ah ha.
2007-02-06 13:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by sidekickLX! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao,i love it.
in our house its dont annoy the parrot or he calls the rotti lol.
2007-02-06 12:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.. That is hilarious.. 10/10 Very good.
2007-02-06 12:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOO FUNNY!!!
I have a rottie too named "Chuy" and believe me he will chew a burglar real good!
2007-02-06 12:06:39 · answer #5 · answered by azsoccerfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that and it never gets old...good one. I still laughed.
2007-02-06 12:11:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's fantastic.
2007-02-06 12:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's really funny.
2007-02-06 12:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by annie_baby959 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is so good I translated it to spanish so my coworkers would understand it, it is hillarious.
2007-02-06 13:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO- I like that one!
2007-02-06 12:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by JenJen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋