Stuff to Think About.......Read them they are funny?

Question

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?


If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?


Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?


Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?


Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?


Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?


Is sign language the same in languages other than English?


Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?


Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?


If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Answer 1

lol! Very Cute!! Heres some more!

*Can you cry under water?

*Why do you have to put "your two cents in" but its only "a penny for your thoughts"?

*Once your in heaven do you get stuck wearing the same clothes for all eterity?

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

*What disease did cured ham actually have?

*How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out a good way to put the wheels on luggage?

*Why is it people say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

*If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?

*Why are you IN a movie but ON t.v?

*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

*Why do doctors leave to let you change? They are going to see you naked anyway!

*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why make a song about him?

*If the proffesor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

*If Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why does Goofy stand erect and Pluto is on all fours?

*If Wiley E. coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetable, what is baby oil made from?

*Does the "alphabet song" and "twinkle twinkle little star" have the same tune?

*Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

*Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemesphere, but thay call it a hemrroid when its in your butt?

*Why is it that your dog gets mad at you if you blow in his face, but when you take hi for a car ride he sticks his face out the window?

*Did you ever wonder why you just read all of this in the first place?

hahaha Ok bye!

Answer 2

Here comes the literal police again :)
(1) Who knows -- same if the president were a woman. But why is the question about the president being gay rather than a woman??
(2) Of course, because you may have a tool belt (I think many people who wear overalls have a tool belt!)
(3) Cute
(4) Good!
(5) Because you can't wear football helmets around
(6) Not all sandiwch meat is round
(7) No actually, sign language in America is called ASL -- American Sign Language. I believe there are international variants
(8) VERY good.
(9) Donkey Kong was a mistranslation by the game creator. This from Wikipedia:
The story of exactly how Miyamoto came up with the name Donkey Kong varies. A popular urban myth says that the name was originally meant to be Monkey Kong but was misspelled or misinterpreted due to a blurred fax or bad telephone connection.[12] Another story claims that Miyamoto looked in a Japanese-English dictionary for something that would mean stubborn gorilla[13] or that Donkey was meant to convey silly and that Kong was common Japanese slang for gorilla.[5] A rival claim is that he worked with Nintendo's export manager to come up with the title, and that Donkey was meant to represent stupid and goofy.[14]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_(arcade_game)

(10) Cute
(11) Interesting.

Answer 3

If the president were gay his husband would be the First B****, not man or women.

They have belt loops just in case the snaps are broken like my overalls were when I was little. Ghetto stuff.


Charlie is short for Charles becuase the S drags on and it makes a name seem so long

They put a name of a football team on a baseball cap because that is what the person is thinking everywhere he/she goes

Bread is square and the meat is round because some people don't like crust and when they rip it off the bread becomes round like the meat

Sign Language is its own language,that has been interpreted in english. All the same signs could also be interpreted into other languages just like English.

small size candies are called Fun Sizes because it comes in a pack which is more than One Big Bar and it looks like your going to have a party or something when you buy the Fun Pack.

Donkey Kong is called DONKEY kong because King Kong is Huge and he is a monkey as big as a Donkey which for monkeys are very big still.


A pile of cats is not a dog pile but it will make one if it won't hurry the hell up and run away.

A person must be very important to be assasinated. If your going to PAY someone to kill than that person thats going to die must have made or were going to make something different in the payee's life that they did not want to change.

Any more questions please feel free to ask. I had a great time answering these questions because it does seem confusing.

Answer 4

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Stuff to Think About.......Read them they are funny?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?


If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?


Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?


Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same...

Answer 5

I had never received a violation until Phuket...and now they just keep on coming..... I think Men's Health is the funniest. I also like checking in on the drama in Rap and Hip Hop.

Answer 6

Interesting questions.

Answer 7

funny things to think about

Answer 8

Those are some good questions.

Answer 9

My favorite..."Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?" ...lol!

Answer 10

LOL...interesting questions. :o) Things that make you go hmmm....