2007-02-06 03:43:20 · 14 answers · asked by God Still Speaks Through His Word! 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My questions regarding Mr. Darwin are a natural extension of his own theory. If the questions sound ridiculous, it's because his THEORY is ridiculous.
2007-02-06 03:53:24 · update #1
Well he was brought up as a Christian-who knows what you lot get up to.
Edit- To anyone who says he wasn't a Christian in his youth I'll happily cite the exact page in his biography where he says it in his own words.
2007-02-06 03:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Gathering research data for your thesis?
Darwin's Theory of Evolution, his mother taught him monkey grooming. Is it really only a theory?
The truth apparently has not set you free. A little free advice. Be intellectually honest with yourself.
Then actually ask yourself. What would Jesus do?
According to your theory (God created everything) , Darwin was a child of God. So using some circular Christian logic, God created evolution. What a pickle!
How do I know the Bible is true. Because the Bible says it's true. Well let's test that.
Pray in one hand, crap in the other. See which one fills up first.
2007-02-06 03:59:00 · answer #2 · answered by Sam Fisher 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Darwin like nearly all humans was probably taught good hygiene by his mother and father. Are you looking for pointers?
2007-02-06 03:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Of course. Nice that you capitalized Darwin, a great man.
2007-02-06 03:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that the only reason you are so mean to Darwin is that you are scared and rebellious, and do not want to give up your evil ways.
2007-02-06 03:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
charles darwin was agnostic first off to all who say he was christian anyway you have no idea what the hell you are talking about and your attempt at humor is pretty lame i might add as well
2007-02-06 03:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're right! Give me talking serpents any day over anything that's ridiculous!
2007-02-06 03:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by tychobrahe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably, the same as your mother taught you. Don't forget the nits behind your ears!
2007-02-06 03:47:20 · answer #8 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think you'd know capital "T" truth if it crawled out of your nose and into your mouth.
2007-02-06 03:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by vehement_chemical 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
where else does one learn to dress oneself, clean oneself, brush their teeth, comb their hair. Didn't your mother teach you that? Gross.
2007-02-06 03:47:57 · answer #10 · answered by Militant Agnostic 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋