A woman goes to the vet. She says, "Doctor, I think there's something wrong with my dog. He hasn't moved all day."
The vet examines the dog and says, "I'm sorry. I'm afraid your dog is dead."
"Dead! How can he be dead? He was just fine yesterday. Are you sure he's dead? Isn't there some other test you can run?"
The vet leaves and returns in a moment with a pet carrying case. He opens the case and a large cat emerges. The cat plods over to the dog and sniffs around its head. It then circles the dog, sniffing and poking around. After a minute or two the cat returns to its cage.
"Well," says the vet, "that pretty much proves it. He's dead."
"I guess you're right," says the woman, now coming to grips with what happened. "At least you did your best. How much do I owe you?"
"$230."
"$230?! For what? All you did was tell me my dog was dead. What did you do that costs $230?"
"Well it's $30 for the office visit," says the vet, "and $200 for the cat scan."
2007-02-06 03:29:30 · 44 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was expecting a better punch line after the build up....
2007-02-06 03:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by FRAN1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-06 03:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 2 funny
2007-02-06 03:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by level3csi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best I've heard in weeks! Made me laugh! Ha ha!
2007-02-06 03:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's clever!
Was the woman a true blonde! LOL!
2007-02-06 03:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Oldie but goodie, can't keep a good dog down
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-06 04:32:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny. but dead dogs make me sad!
2007-02-06 03:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by Pinkgemgem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-02-06 03:54:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-02-06 03:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by redstripedmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thinking of work again (catscan) very funny lol 10/10
2007-02-06 10:09:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋