Who's Yo Daddy?

Question

WHOSE YO Daddy?
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>>>The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child >
>Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or >
>putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts >from
>the forms.
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>>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was >
>fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father >of
>child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
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>>2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was >
>being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can >
>provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party >if
>this helps.
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>>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was >
>conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex >
>with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good >that
>I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you >send me his
>phone number? Thanks.
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>>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a >
>BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. >
>Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if >he's
>had it replaced.
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>>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am >
>awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception >was
>ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
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>>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that >
>to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic >
>implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and >
>right by the country. Please advise.
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>>7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the >
>same to me.
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>>8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, >
>can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also >
>borned at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.
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>>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney >
>World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
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>>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember >
>for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the >evening.
>If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going >to the party
>at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained >unfertilized.
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>>11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all >
>when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart
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>>Yep, you guessed it right. You are all paying taxes to support these >
>dim bulbs!

Answer 1

I agree with singledad....
..better than a lot of jokes I've seen on here.
And these aren't jokes. These are the products of our hard earned tax dollars!

So sad.......but funny!!!

Answer 2

Best one I've heard in months= 10/10

Answer 3

ha ha, better than some blonde jokes I've seen

Answer 4

LOL!