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The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and WITHOUT FAITH I AM NOTHING."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

LMAO... funny...

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

2007-02-06 02:55:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

oh sorry people i forgot the name of the author.... the person who said this quote is DOUGLAS ADAMS.

Sorry for that…

2007-02-06 03:04:15 · update #1

i always cite quotes but this time i did not see it.... i apologize for the inconvenience

2007-02-06 03:07:33 · update #2

5 answers

God has given us all kinds of logical thing to point to Him.

He said the Heavens declare His handy work.
He told us that man and dinosaur lived together before the flood, evolution (which says that IT is logic) says we lived millions of years apart. But there are places where there are human and dinosaur footprints in the same rock. Logic says the Bible is true and evolution a lie. Evolution says this evidence does not count because it does not support me.

2007-02-06 03:25:46 · answer #1 · answered by tim 6 · 1 0

I think that by failing to list the original author you are accidentally committing plagiarism and this is an academic offense.

Besides, the Babel Fish doesn't exist.

2007-02-06 10:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by Michael 5 · 1 0

I think you should quote your sources. Douglas Adams was a very good writer and deserves the credit.

You also left out the part where man proved black was white and white was black and then was hit whilst crossing the street.

2007-02-06 10:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1 0

He's got nothing on Spock.

2007-02-06 11:21:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've heard funnier.

2007-02-06 10:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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